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Futurama wedgie story 3 Fry transferred himself and his father back to the future after giving his father a nasty wedgie. "Here we are in the future," Fry said, smiling and turning to face his father. He then tried not to giggle when he saw Yancy's pants had not been teleported along with them. "I suppose we should get you some pants first," "Ah dammit fry, you didn't teleport my pants!?" Yancy was fuming, but he was embarrassed too. He did his best to pull out the wedgie and cover himself by pulling down his shirt. "Since a few of my employees were featured in a particular advertisement, I'm sure I could either ask Hermes or we could walk into town and take the chance that you would get wedgied. But before I do that, I need to make sure Benders isn't nearby or else he'll begin to target you," Fry informed. "Hermes....that's your boss, right? Let's see if he can help, he sounds responsible....and less likely to wedgie me." Yancy added with a huff. He was still quite embarrassed. After witnessing how humiliated his father appeared, Fry couldn't help but smirk to himself as he led Yancy to Hermes' office. When they arrived at Hermes' office, Fry opened the door to discover Hermes's face covered by his underwear. "Did Bender wedgie you while I was gone, Hermes?" He questioned as he and Yancy entered and shut the door. "Ah, fry perfect timing, help me get these off my head before bender gets back!" Hermes groaned as he struggled to free himself. Hermes heard laughter coming from an unfamiliar voice. "Uh, who did you bring with you, Fry?" "I brought my dad to the future. It's kinda a long story full of wedgies," Fry informed. He then takes the waistband of Hermes's underwear and peeled it off his face. "There, can you see better now?" Fry handed Hermes his glasses from off his desk. "Ah, thank ya, Fry. But should you really have brought him here? Couldn't this end up causing some science mumbo jumbo with the time stream?" Hermes asked as he stuffed the underwear back into his pants. "Well, everything seemed fine when we got here. but we came here to ask you a favor. Do you have any spare pants for my dad?" Fry asked. "It didn't get teleported with us for some reason," "I should have an extra pair here, but they may be a bit big for him." Hermes opened a drawer that held his emergency clothes and pulled out a pair of green pants. "It's ok. I'll take him to town later," Fry said, grabbing the pants from Hermes and then giving it to his dad. "Here, Dad, put this on. I'm going to look around for anything different," Fry left Hermes's office, leaving the two alone. "Soooo, you're Fry's father? Nice to meet you." Hermes held out his hand hesitantly for a handshake, a little unsure of what to expect from him. "You're one of his friends, huh? I'm Yancy Fry, " Yancy said, shaking Hermes's hand. "Are you one of those coworkers who's getting wedgies from a robot?" "Of course he would tell you about that....*sigh* Yes, that would be me. I really have to find a way to stop Bender soon." Hermes blushed a bit, failing to hide his embarrassment. "My son's friend, huh? Not too long ago, Fry gave me a brutal wedgie for what I've done to him in the past. Are robot wedgies more painful?" Yancy asked curiously. "Oh, most definitely, they've used a thousand extra years of knowledge to allow robots to give the most brutal embarrassing wedgies possible. You'd better hope Bender doesn't catch you with your pants down or you could be in for a world of trouble." Hermes had a stern look on his face, so Yancy took the message seriously. Just then, the door opened, and Bender walked into the office. "Hey, nerd ready for another round of fun?... Hey, who's the new guy?" Bender asked curiously, looking at Yancy. "Oh, i was just leaving!" Yancy tried to slip past the robot, knowing what might be awaiting him. Bender steps in Yancy's way. "Get outta my way, robot guy!" Yancy held up his fist trying to intimidate the robot. Hermes sighed and facepalmed, shaking his head. "You got fighting energy for a newbie," Bender mocked, taking a good look at Yancy. "But let me show you how things work around here." Bender used one of his arms and wrapped it around Yancy's body and lifted him in the air. "Let me demonstrate who you're messing with." Bender then used his other arm and reached into the front of Hermes's pants and yanked his underwear in the air, causing him to stand on his toes. "Ah no, not the frontal wedgie, me gonads!" Hermes clutched his crotch in pain, eliciting a chuckle from Yancy. Bender noticed Yancy chuckle, "Think that's funny, huh? Then i guess you'll love getting one, too!" Bender flicked his wrist toward Yancy's waistband, snagging his briefs and pulling them up as well. Yancy let out a big yelp he hadn't fully recovered from the last wedgie, not like the other two know that. "When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna... *Argh*" Yancy threat was cut short due to Bender yanking his underwear. "Wait, Bender, stop, he's not a new employee. That's Fry's father!" Hermes yelled, the pitch of his voice going higher as bender intensified the frontal wedgie, lifting it up nearly over Herme's head. "Wait, you mean this is the bastard that treated Fry terribly in the past?" Bender looked at Yancy and had an evil smile on his face. He then dropped both of them and walked out of Hermes's office. "You two stay here. I need to do something important." The door closed, and both men struggled to stand up. Yancy dug out the wedgie as he turned to hermes, rubbing his sore bottom. "You weren't kidding. That robot gives some mean wedgies, but what's he talking about? Got any idea what he's up to?" Yancy asked. "I don't know, but it's best if we don't stay here when he gets back, especially with that evil grin on his face," Hermes suggested. He took Yancy by his arm and ran out of his office. "Were you really a bad father to Fry?" "Look, I won't claim to be the best father in the world, but he coulda had a worse dad." Yancy was clearly dodging the question and kept his head forward, not wanting to think about it. Hermes senses Yancy's regrets in his voice as he and Yancy walk into a dark room and close the door. "Help me find the lights so we can see better," He said, walking off in one direction. Hermes flicked on the lights to reveal the professor's bedroom. "Oh, we probably shouldn't be in here. The professor tends to leave experiments he's been working on laying around...." "Like this one?" Yancy said, pointing to the big robot that was lifting him by his shirt. It looked at Hermes and walked towards him and grabbed him by his coat, and lifted him in the air. "What does this bucket of bolt?" Yancy asked. "I don't know, but it can't be good." Hermes and Yancy were held in the air in the robot's massive hand. Without warning, the robot yanked off Herme's and Yancy's pants and laughed. The robot then hung them by their underwear on a nearby hook and pulled their legs down, causing them more pain as it laughed at them as they both yelled out in pain. "Oowwwwwww, of course, it's a wedgie robot, just our luck." Hermes groaned, trying to cover his exposed bum. Yancy flailed around trying to get free, and a small rip was forming in his undies. "Hermes, I got an idea... think you could rip my underwear?" Yancy groaned, already regretting his request as the wedgie went deep into both of their butts. "I can try. Just try and get some help once you get down." Hermes reaches up to where the small rip had formed and stuck his fingers in, pulling as hard as he could to make the while bigger. The robot's hard pulls easily finished ripping the undies, giving Yancy a chance to run. Yancy took the chance to grab the pants and run out of the room. The robot then took Hermes off the hook and looked at him with a glare. "WEDGIE LEVEL NOW AT LEVEL 10," It said, sending chills down Hermes's spine. Hermes couldn't fight back as the massive robot grabbed the front and back of his undies, tying them in a knot over his head. For added embarrassment, he spanked hermes a few times. Suddenly, the robot was shot through the chest by a laser. The big robot turned around and saw both Yancy and the Professor holding a big blaster. "Drop the nerd, you big hunk of metal," the Professor demanded, pointing the blaster at him. The robot did as it was told, letting Hermes go before powering down. "Nice shot, Professor, now could someone help me escape this wedgie? It's really starting to dig in." Hermes tried pulling out the wedgie with all his strength. "Hold still," Yancy said as he walked over to Hermes and undid the wedgie he received. "The future seemed scary. How did Fry survive being here on his own?" "Fry is a resourceful lad, not unlike myself. But he is significantly......dumber." The Professor said, adjusting his glasses. "Why on earth did he bring you here? The effects on the time stream could be devastating if you don't go back to your timeline within the next week." "But everything seemed fine when we got here and I wish I could but Bender jumped me and broke the watch that brought us here" Fry informed showing him the broken watch to make it worse the core was also shattered in the process. "Oh, dear Fry, that core was rare and important for that watch to work. Now that it's broken, I'm afraid that your dad is stuck here." The Professor informed. You're telling me I can't go home!? Nice job idiot, how could you let the watch get broken!?" Yancy got all up in Fry's face, lifting him up by the collar. "Hey, it's not my fault he jumped me. How did he know you were my dad?" Fry asked, not showing any fear in his eyes but pure anger. "I may have told Bender that he was your dad when we both were getting wedgied," Hermes said in a guilty voice. "but I still say this is mostly Bender's fault." "Yeah, I guess it was wrong that i got mad at Fry for this... I guess I am I a bad father." Yancy sighed, rubbing the back of his head. "And I'm the one who brought you here without thinking about what would happen to the future," Fry said. "Well, the important thing is nothing has been altered, so there's that, but still... Why did you bring him here?" The Professor asked. "He wanted to go to Mars," Fry answered. "Well, I suppose you could still go, but you two should spend the rest of the day here. I have to forge an employment chip for Yancy." the professor said as he walked to his lab, shutting the door behind him. "What does he mean by employment chip?" Yancy asked, confused. "It's a long story, but it's how you get a job here," Fry informed. "But it's kinda good we agreed on something for once," Yancy shrugged, "Whatever, as long as it means we can go to Mars tomorrow, that's fine. Better get used to seeing my mug more often, eh?" "If Bender doesn't get to you first, that is. At least Cubert wasn't around to see you get wedgied because that kid will never let you hear the end of it, " Fry informed. "Oh great, is everyone on your crew obsessed with wedgies then?" Yancy asked. "We weren't until a certain robot and coworkers made it become a thing," Fry said, glaring at Bender, Hermes, Zoidberg, and Scruffy, The four whistled and walked away. A few hours past Fry took Yancy to his apartment. "This is my place. I hope it will feel like home to you," He said. "Yeah, it'll do, I guess....thanks for having me or whatever." Yancy sighed, sitting down. "Gonna take some time for this to all sink in....think i'll get to bed," "Yeah, I guess you want a beer when you wake up? I'll leave it on the table when you wake up, " Fry informed, walking into the kitchen. Yancy looked at ceiling processing what happened to day with Fry and his coworkers. He sighed and accepted this was his life now, and if he was going to be in the future, then he's gonna have to fix things with Fry eventually. He closed his eyes and went to sleep, hoping to recover from the pain from earlier.